DEPRESSED CLOWN

This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Feb 08, 2010
"Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?"
Jan 19, 2010

Part One

Jan 18, 2010
Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?

Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?

Jan 14, 2010

Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?

Jan 12, 2010

Hating Nickelback has become so normal and commonplace that it is now cool to LIKE Nickelback.

Jan 10, 2010
mikekarnell
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This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to you….racist.

mikekarnell:

“Bad Kids” by The Black Keys

Jan 10, 2010

Dirty Joke Of The Day (Note This Will By No Means Become A Daily Feature, In Fact There Probably Will Never Be Another One)

I’d still do Brittany Murphy.

Dec 01, 2009

Bad Girls Club Live Blog!

Nov 23, 2009

Tell Me This Isn't Normal

Nov 14, 2009

Wait, Erin Andrews Is Still Announcing Sports? That's Too Bad, I Thought Her Grainy Naked Hotel Video Career Was Really Taking Off.

Nov 14, 2009

You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!

Nov 11, 2009

Future Article Titles

  • I Have Nothing To Prove This, But I Am 100% Sure That Merrill Hodge Beats His Kids And Wife
  • Hello My Only Friend, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials

Nov 10, 2009

Al Gore claims to have invented the internet. So when you're looking for someone to blame for child porn, viruses, and Perez Hilton, look no further than good ol' Albert.

Nov 04, 2009

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Nov 03, 2009
"Look for our ad in this Sunday’s newspaper."
~ Why would you LOOK for an ad? I try to avoid ads at all costs.

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