DEPRESSED CLOWN

This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Jul 02, 2008
I got a new haircut. Hopefully it will make me funnier (if that’s possible) (…for me to become any funnier).
I got a new haircut. Hopefully it will make me funnier (if that’s possible) (…for me to become any funnier).
Jul 02, 2008
"My doctor prescribed me roofies."
Jul 02, 2008
"If there’s a dog Hell, little Cuggles is going there."
Jul 02, 2008
"Mind over matter. Mind over matter. Think about not getting stabbed. Pretend you’re not getting stabbed right now."
Jul 02, 2008
"I remember when Al Gore invented fire"
Jun 30, 2008
"It’s hard to see eye to eye with blind people."
Jun 24, 2008

A Racist Deaf Person:

“Nigga what?”
Jun 13, 2008
"How come all product placement in pornos is accidental?"
Jun 08, 2008
"He died of natural stabbing causes."
Jun 07, 2008
A comedy video I wrote, directed, filmed, edited, etc. with a few buddies. One of our best.
Jun 06, 2008
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend being really creepy."
Jun 03, 2008
"The best time to punch a baby is when it’s sleeping."
Jun 02, 2008
"Beauty is in the tits of the beholder."
Jun 02, 2008
This is my cousin Curtis on the Moment of Truth. It’s the season premiere, so there’s a long Moment of Truth recap thing at the beginning, but the whole episode is based around him after that.
Jun 02, 2008

Hello everyone, new stuff coming soon. I’m still writing everday and yesterday we filmed a skit, so a new video will be coming very soon.

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