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Wait, Erin Andrews Is Still Announcing Sports? That’s Too Bad, I Thought Her Grainy Naked Hotel Video Career Was Really Taking Off.
Future Article Titles
- I Have Nothing To Prove This, But I Am 100% Sure That Merrill Hodge Beats His Kids And Wife
- Hello My Only Friend, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials
Al Gore claims to have invented the internet. So when you’re looking for someone to blame for child porn, viruses, and Perez Hilton, look no further than good ol’ Albert.
Right now, I have a Seinfeld DVD in, mostly ignoring it because I’m listening to my iPod while surfing the web. Somewhere in a third world country, a child is shaking his fist.
I’m Thinking About Starting A New Facebook Group Called “If You Hate The New Facebook, I Hate You”
Because seriously, you still go to Facebook because it’s constantly changing for the better. You will get used to the “changes” and eventually will not be able to live without them. Plus, the old news feed is still there, there’s just now a live feed so you never get bored, you douchebag. I hate you.
To Answer Your Question, Facebook, No, I Do Not Wish To Use Facebook In “Français (France)”
A Headline on ESPN Today: Did Saints Win Last Night’s Game
Of course, the rest was “Or Did Dolphins Lose It?” But still, would’ve been funny if ESPN got so drunk last night they forgot who won.
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