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So At Work Yesterday...
In the break room, there was a magazine sitting there, a Vogue if I recall correctly (which I do). It had Michelle Obama on the cover and it said “The First Lady The World’s Been Waiting For.” Okay, wow, that’s really bias, really unnecessary and a huge exaggeration (and I like the Obamas).
Someone wrote on Michelle Obama “New World Order.” Okay, you wonderful conspiracy theorist, if you’re working at a grocery store, you have no one to blame but yourself. You can be anywhere you want in life. You can be anyone. I change everyday. I’m a new person everyday. Sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. But I am always changing and always evolving. So, eventually, with a lot of work, dedication, maybe some luck, I’ll be close to where I want to be in life.
And hopefully that’s not at a grocery store.
People I Want To Kill, Volume 1
The guy in the Charles Schwab commercial who goes “Who’s bailing me out, okay? That’s what I wanna know.”
Ahahaaha fuck you. FUCK YOU.
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