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Nov 23, 2009

Tell Me This Isn't Normal

Nov 14, 2009

Wait, Erin Andrews Is Still Announcing Sports? That’s Too Bad, I Thought Her Grainy Naked Hotel Video Career Was Really Taking Off.

Nov 14, 2009

You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!

Nov 11, 2009

Future Article Titles

  • I Have Nothing To Prove This, But I Am 100% Sure That Merrill Hodge Beats His Kids And Wife
  • Hello My Only Friend, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials

Nov 10, 2009

Al Gore claims to have invented the internet. So when you’re looking for someone to blame for child porn, viruses, and Perez Hilton, look no further than good ol’ Albert.

Nov 04, 2009

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Nov 03, 2009
"Look for our ad in this Sunday’s newspaper."
~ Why would you LOOK for an ad? I try to avoid ads at all costs.
Oct 31, 2009

Last-Minute Halloween Ideas

  • Your Dad
  • Pleasant, Affable Hitler
  • Michelle Obama’s Dick

Oct 30, 2009

Right now, I have a Seinfeld DVD in, mostly ignoring it because I’m listening to my iPod while surfing the web. Somewhere in a third world country, a child is shaking his fist.

Oct 30, 2009
"Whenever a crowd is booing me, I just imagine they’re all celebrating Halloween and pretending they are ghosts. It holds me over until Tuesday and therapy rolls around."
Oct 28, 2009

I’m Thinking About Starting A New Facebook Group Called “If You Hate The New Facebook, I Hate You”

Because seriously, you still go to Facebook because it’s constantly changing for the better. You will get used to the “changes” and eventually will not be able to live without them. Plus, the old news feed is still there, there’s just now a live feed so you never get bored, you douchebag. I hate you.

Oct 26, 2009

To Answer Your Question, Facebook, No, I Do Not Wish To Use Facebook In “Français (France)”

chuckmore
Oct 26, 2009
My first thought: Why are they blurring out their erections?

chuckmore:


They should re-name this show ‘Emasculated Closeted Gay Unbelievably Sad Failed Actors of Hell, Who Love Their Kids’.
90% of me wishes I didn’t know it exists. The other 10% hasn’t felt this alive in months.

My first thought: Why are they blurring out their erections?

chuckmore:

They should re-name this show ‘Emasculated Closeted Gay Unbelievably Sad Failed Actors of Hell, Who Love Their Kids’.

90% of me wishes I didn’t know it exists. The other 10% hasn’t felt this alive in months.

Oct 26, 2009

A Headline on ESPN Today: Did Saints Win Last Night’s Game

Of course, the rest was “Or Did Dolphins Lose It?” But still, would’ve been funny if ESPN got so drunk last night they forgot who won.

Oct 26, 2009

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