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Amy Winehouse: On Tour!
Amy Winehouse is going on tour! For more information, contact your nearest crack dealer, buy all the crack he is willing to sell you and steal any he’s not. Then call Amy Winehouse’s booking agent (and by that I mean Amy herself, since her booking agent left her), leave a message telling Amy you have crack for her, lots of crack. She will come to your city as soon as possible (that night). She will mumble and slur the words to her hit single “Rehab” in between hits from the crack pipe.
Amy Winehouse: Coming to a crackhouse or crackhome near you!
Hey Kids (I Hope Kids Are Reading This, What Can I Say I Like To Corrupt)
Here are some new column articles for you to eat!
Condoms: Are They Stupid And Unnecessary?