DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
Check out my column or e-mail me.
Apr 10, 2009
"If something sounds too good to be true, don’t worry, it isn’t. Go ahead and have sex with that “volunteer prostitute."
Apr 08, 2009
"He was the kind of guy who would bend you over and fuck you in the ass and then call you gay for letting another guy fuck you in the ass."
Apr 08, 2009
"Everyone says I have no sense of humor, but I’m always the one laughing the loudest at every funeral."
Apr 01, 2009
If Wrestling is Fake, Then I'm a Fat Virgin Who Lives in His Parents' Basement and Lives Solely on a Diet of Cheetos and Tears
Mar 26, 2009
"If I ever get rich, I’m going to hire you as my personal entertainment. You just would be funny all the time, like a Joker but you don’t have to dress up in a costume."
~ My friend to me
Mar 24, 2009
"If you are bulimic and binge and purge, but only on fruits and vegetables, are you considered healthy?"
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