DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Oct 25, 2009
"I can’t believe someone is sleeping in later than me. It makes me feel good about myself. Unless he’s dead. Then I’d feel bad about myself."
~ Me, today 1:30 P.M., as our friend slept in the guest room
Oct 14, 2009
"In 10 years, companies won’t have smoking breaks for their employees, they wil have Facebook breaks."
Oct 08, 2009
I don’t understand how a tv show can be brought to you by the “rich, creamy taste of Hass avocados.” If it’s wasn’t rich and creamy, would there be no show?
Oct 07, 2009
Now That Grandma Has Life Alert, We Can Push Her Down the Stairs Without a Guilty Conscience
Sep 08, 2009
When there’s someone in a restaurant choking on food or having a heart attack, and the person with them screams out “is anyone here a doctor?!” does Dr. Phil just look around real nervously?
Aug 20, 2009
Wait, Since When Is It Illegal To Manufacture Meth In Your Own Home?! That’s Your Home! If You Can’t Manufacture Meth Legally In Your Home, Then Where Can You Manufacture Meth Legally?
Aug 10, 2009
I Thought Of A Title For A Book
Why Pay Child Support When I Can Buy Crack? And The Other 2 Most Important Questions Facing Our Nation Today by Paul Frank
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