DEPRESSED CLOWN

This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Oct 25, 2009
"I can’t believe someone is sleeping in later than me. It makes me feel good about myself. Unless he’s dead. Then I’d feel bad about myself."
~ Me, today 1:30 P.M., as our friend slept in the guest room
Oct 22, 2009

Oh God, I've Become One of Them

Oct 14, 2009
"In 10 years, companies won’t have smoking breaks for their employees, they wil have Facebook breaks."
Oct 13, 2009
"Be very leery of any sign that says “FREE CRABS"
Oct 10, 2009

A Funny Idea

Bringing pennies to a strip club; tipping.

Oct 08, 2009

I don’t understand how a tv show can be brought to you by the “rich, creamy taste of Hass avocados.” If it’s wasn’t rich and creamy, would there be no show?

Oct 07, 2009

Now That Grandma Has Life Alert, We Can Push Her Down the Stairs Without a Guilty Conscience

Sep 09, 2009

Random Thoughts on 9/9/9

Sep 09, 2009
"I demand to know why there are never any women on To Catch A Predator."
Sep 08, 2009

When there’s someone in a restaurant choking on food or having a heart attack, and the person with them screams out “is anyone here a doctor?!” does Dr. Phil just look around real nervously?

Sep 07, 2009

I Don't Even Know What The Fuck "Public Option" Is

Sep 07, 2009

Popeye's Chicken

Aug 20, 2009

Wait, Since When Is It Illegal To Manufacture Meth In Your Own Home?! That’s Your Home! If You Can’t Manufacture Meth Legally In Your Home, Then Where Can You Manufacture Meth Legally?

Aug 20, 2009

Short But Sweet

Aug 10, 2009

I Thought Of A Title For A Book

Why Pay Child Support When I Can Buy Crack? And The Other 2 Most Important Questions Facing Our Nation Today by Paul Frank

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