DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Jul 22, 2008
Jul 21, 2008
"If an eight-year-old goes out with a four-year-old, is the 8 y/o considered a pedophile?"
Jul 20, 2008
"My roommate is a serial killer and a cannibal. It’s cool, though…not really a big deal, whatever. He’s actually really productive and creative…I’d almost say brilliant and genius. He made us a dishwasher of this girl he killed, and he created an HDTV from the skin and organs of an old lady who had just been stinkin’ up our basement, dead."
Jul 19, 2008
"I think if I was in prison and set to get the death penalty today, I would want my last meal to be wretched and terrible. That way, I could be like, “well at least the electric chair won’t be as bad as that fish I just ate! ZING!"
Jul 19, 2008
"If I was forced to have gay anal sex against my will, I’d rather be pitcher than catcher. But if I was forced to play a game of baseball against my will, I’d rather be shortshop."
Jul 16, 2008
The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Thought Of? You Be The Judge.
Just kidding, to be a judge, you need a lot of years of schooling or something.
Anyways, today I woke up thinking “future books. Future books. They make History books, that’d be funny if they made Future books.”
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