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I just saw a commercial that said “This CD is the ultimate gift for the power ballad lover in your life.” I don’t have any power ballad lovers in my life. In fact, I’ve put that on my resume before.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I JUST SAW A “CERTAIN DRI” COMMERCIAL WITH THE CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM MUSIC PLAYING THROUGHOUT..
You Know You Watch Too Much Porn When…, Volume 3
A couple seconds later in the special, they talk about a porn star/director who went to prison a few months ago, and you know how he is.
They interview another head of a porn company and you know that porn company.
They talk about a really high-budget porn dvd and you recognize it.
They mention another company, and you recognize it.
Then you remember that when you watched True Life: I’m Addicted To Porn, one of the people was a porn star and you knew who she was.
Then you remember that on Tosh.0, one of the guests was a porn star and you knew who she was.
(True Story(s))
You Know You Watch Too Much Porn When…, Volume 2
You’re watching the special still, and they show another really small clip of a scene from a porn, and you recognize that male and female actor, too.
And then they show two other girls’ names from the beginning credits of the movie and you recognize both those names too.
AND THEN they have an interview with a president of a porn film company, and you recognize that cmopany.
And then mention 5 ‘tube’ sites where people can watch and upload porn videos, included pirated videos, and you’ve been to and recognize all 5.
You Know You Watch Too Much Porn When…
…You see a special on pornography on CNBC, and they air a 1-second clip of a porn scene and you know the female actor and male actor by name.
(True Story)
Me: “What’s the difference between Chris Berman and Boomer Esiason?” (seriously) My Roommate: “…They’re two different people…”
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