DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Mar 05, 2009
I Took Spanish Class To Learn The Following Phrases In Spanish, But Didn't:
- Needless to say, by this point, I was covered in goat blood from head to toe.
- I’m sorry ma’am, or sir, but I seem to have misplaced your baby and/or thrown it down a “laundry chute.”
- That was the first time I’d had sex in the handicapped stall on the ground of a Wal-Mart parking lot, but as the Bible predicted, it certainly wouldn’t be the last.
- Please tell me all about your grandmother’s recent abortion again.
- An American flag makes a suitable replacement for a condom.
- Smoking vegetables out of a bong won’t get you high, but it IS nutritious.
Mar 04, 2009
I got an email today saying “Kate challenged you to the “can you name these famous cartoon cats?” movie quiz on facebook. This would be a really hard concept to explain to an alien (green one or illegal one), and would probably result in them thinking, rightly so, that Americans are fucking crazy.
Feb 28, 2009
A Guy Who Tries To Say Another Guy Is Gay Using Code, But Fails:
“He…how you say…sucks dicks for the other team, if you catch my drift.”
Feb 25, 2009
I've been reading lately. It's weird. It's like this thing where they have these words on a page and you like look at it and it goes into your brain. Weird, weird stuff.
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