DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Jul 14, 2008
"Baseball was the first sport to accept African-Americans, unless you count dealing crack as a sport."
Jul 13, 2008
"Our toilet paper is so soft you could wipe a baby’s face with it. But BEFORE you go to the bathroom, not after."
Jul 12, 2008
"I got into plumbing because of the movies. You know…all those pornos where the plumber comes over to fix the girl’s tubes and he ends up fixin’ her tubes alright…but not the ones under her sink. Anyways, after a few years of boring and hard plumbing school, I became a licensed plumber. But 3 weeks into the job, I realized I’d made a horrible mistake. Plumbing isn’t all glorious and sex-filled like in the movies."
Jul 10, 2008
If I Wrote A Book Today
It would be called “Eddie Murphy Should Come Out With A Movie Everyday!!!” And Other Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say
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