DEPRESSED CLOWN
This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
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Mar 05, 2009
I Took Spanish Class To Learn The Following Phrases In Spanish, But Didn't:
- Needless to say, by this point, I was covered in goat blood from head to toe.
- I’m sorry ma’am, or sir, but I seem to have misplaced your baby and/or thrown it down a “laundry chute.”
- That was the first time I’d had sex in the handicapped stall on the ground of a Wal-Mart parking lot, but as the Bible predicted, it certainly wouldn’t be the last.
- Please tell me all about your grandmother’s recent abortion again.
- An American flag makes a suitable replacement for a condom.
- Smoking vegetables out of a bong won’t get you high, but it IS nutritious.
Mar 04, 2009
I got an email today saying “Kate challenged you to the “can you name these famous cartoon cats?” movie quiz on facebook. This would be a really hard concept to explain to an alien (green one or illegal one), and would probably result in them thinking, rightly so, that Americans are fucking crazy.
Feb 28, 2009
A Guy Who Tries To Say Another Guy Is Gay Using Code, But Fails:
“He…how you say…sucks dicks for the other team, if you catch my drift.”
Feb 25, 2009