DEPRESSED CLOWN

This Is A Comedy Blog Written By Paul Frank.
Updated every day with things I think up.
Check out my column or e-mail me.

Jul 15, 2008

Yo Momma

Jul 14, 2008
"Baseball was the first sport to accept African-Americans, unless you count dealing crack as a sport."
Jul 14, 2008

I Would Fuck John McCain's Wife

Jul 13, 2008
"Our toilet paper is so soft you could wipe a baby’s face with it. But BEFORE you go to the bathroom, not after."
Jul 13, 2008
"When Cyclops needs glasses, does he go to the giant monacle doctor?"
Jul 13, 2008
"If there’s an opposite to everything, what’s the opposite of a gangbang/orgy?"
Jul 13, 2008
"It’s like that voice in my head always said, “KILL KILL KILL MUST DRINK BLOOD"
Jul 12, 2008

ATTN: All Staff and Employees

Jul 12, 2008
"I got into plumbing because of the movies. You know…all those pornos where the plumber comes over to fix the girl’s tubes and he ends up fixin’ her tubes alright…but not the ones under her sink. Anyways, after a few years of boring and hard plumbing school, I became a licensed plumber. But 3 weeks into the job, I realized I’d made a horrible mistake. Plumbing isn’t all glorious and sex-filled like in the movies."
Jul 11, 2008
"The semi-colon is like an exclamation point for pussies."
Jul 11, 2008

Make Your Afterlife An Afterparty

Jul 10, 2008
This baby was drunk enough to sleep with me.
This baby was drunk enough to sleep with me.
Jul 10, 2008
Jul 10, 2008

If I Wrote A Book Today

It would be called “Eddie Murphy Should Come Out With A Movie Everyday!!!” And Other Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say
Jul 10, 2008
"Why is it that every time I stare longingly at a young child out of my window while naked I feel like a pedophile?"

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