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May 26, 2009

I’ve Never Seen Anyone Sneeze In Porn

Think about it. I’ve watched countless hours of porn every day of my life and I’ve never seen anyone sneeze! Or even have a runny nose! And don’t they do a lot of coke and meth and stuff? Or just the common cold? Come on, pornstars, sneeze!

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