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Apr 24, 2008

Famous Quotes From Librarians

  • “Shh!” -Gertrude, Oaky Oaks Elementary School
  • “Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!” -Phyllis “Bitch” Steinsteen, Our Lady of Christ Middle School
  • “Shush!” -Debbie Donner, Littleton High School
  • “Shut the fuck up!” -Name Withheld (Until lawsuit is over), Location Withheld

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