I Took Spanish Class To Learn The Following Phrases In Spanish, But Didn't:

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Mar 05, 2009

I Took Spanish Class To Learn The Following Phrases In Spanish, But Didn’t:

Needless to say, by this point, I was covered in goat blood from head to toe.

I’m sorry ma’am, or sir, but I seem to have misplaced your baby and/or thrown it down a “laundry chute.”

That was the first time I’d had sex in the handicapped stall on the ground of a Wal-Mart parking lot, but as the Bible predicted, it certainly wouldn’t be the last.

Please tell me all about your grandmother’s recent abortion again.

An American flag makes a suitable replacement for a condom.

Smoking vegetables out of a bong won’t get you high, but it IS nutritious.

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