DEPRESSED CLOWN
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Mar 05, 2009
I Took Spanish Class To Learn The Following Phrases In Spanish, But Didn’t:
- Needless to say, by this point, I was covered in goat blood from head to toe.
- I’m sorry ma’am, or sir, but I seem to have misplaced your baby and/or thrown it down a “laundry chute.”
- That was the first time I’d had sex in the handicapped stall on the ground of a Wal-Mart parking lot, but as the Bible predicted, it certainly wouldn’t be the last.
- Please tell me all about your grandmother’s recent abortion again.
- An American flag makes a suitable replacement for a condom.
- Smoking vegetables out of a bong won’t get you high, but it IS nutritious.
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