DEPRESSED CLOWN

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Jun 01, 2010

Please Help

May 30, 2010
"It’s like Chat Roulette, but with more dicks."
May 12, 2010

Phrase of the Day That You Should Try and Drop Into A Conversation:

“Dentist-turned-porn star”

Apr 29, 2010

Random Ramblings

Apr 20, 2010

Someone's Gotta Do It

Apr 17, 2010

I, for one, still think Tiger Woods is a virgin.

Mar 15, 2010
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
~ Hitler
Feb 08, 2010
"Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?"
Jan 19, 2010

Part One

Jan 18, 2010
Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?

Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?

Jan 14, 2010

Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?

Jan 12, 2010

Hating Nickelback has become so normal and commonplace that it is now cool to LIKE Nickelback.

Jan 10, 2010
mikekarnell
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This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to you….racist.

mikekarnell:

“Bad Kids” by The Black Keys

Jan 10, 2010

Dirty Joke Of The Day (Note This Will By No Means Become A Daily Feature, In Fact There Probably Will Never Be Another One)

I’d still do Brittany Murphy.

Dec 01, 2009

Bad Girls Club Live Blog!

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