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Oct 11, 2011

So they kinda changed up pokes on Facebook. Mainly just the way it’s displayed and how you poke back. But can you imagine if you worked for Facebook and that was your job. Like, you were “head of the poke team” and the poke team wasn’t really a team, it was just you and you had to tell your kids what you did at work?

Feb 23, 2011

Things Not To Say In A Job Interview #722

“I’ve watched enough porn for the both of us.”

Feb 21, 2011

A Sentence I Just Read

“The problem of verisimilitude is the problem of articulating what it takes for one false theory to be closer to the truth than another false theory. This problem was central to the philosophy of science of Karl Popper, largely because Popper was among the first to affirm that truth is the aim of scientific inquiry while acknowledging that most of the greatest scientific theories in the history of science are, strictly speaking, false. If this long string of purportedly false theories is to constitute progress with respect to the goal of truth then it must be at least possible for one false theory to be closer to the truth than others.”

I’m like, really really smart and stuff.

Feb 05, 2011

Hey Egyptians

Jan 09, 2011

Kids with cancer should make wishes for abstract things like world peace or the Packers winning the Super Bowl, then Make-a-Wish Foundation would HAVE to make those things happen!

Message

Jan 06, 2011

Is it bad that the death of Four Loko made me sadder than the death of my grandma?

Jan 06, 2011

In the end, all of us will go to hell. Except Justin Bieber.

Dec 19, 2010

The more commercials I see that I recognize on “Funniest Commercials of the Year,” the more I feel like a loser.

Dec 10, 2010
Just made this…

Just made this…

Nov 17, 2010
Nov 04, 2010

Areola Borealis

Nov 03, 2010

I liked Ryan Adams better when he was on drugs.

Oct 14, 2010
"I was drunk from the age of 2 to the age of 8."
Oct 03, 2010

Breast Cancer: The Official Cancer Of The NFL

Jun 01, 2010

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