DEPRESSED CLOWN

So they kinda changed up pokes on Facebook. Mainly just the way it's displayed and how you poke back. But can you imagine if you worked for Facebook and that was your job. Like, you were "head of the poke team" and the poke team wasn't really a team, it was just you and you had to tell your kids what you did at work?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:05:24 -0500

Things Not To Say In A Job Interview #722

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:08:01 -0600

“I’ve watched enough porn for the both of us.”

A Sentence I Just Read

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 17:14:36 -0600

“The problem of verisimilitude is the problem of articulating what it takes for one false theory to be closer to the truth than another false theory. This problem was central to the philosophy of science of Karl Popper, largely because Popper was among the first to affirm that truth is the aim of scientific inquiry while acknowledging that most of the greatest scientific theories in the history of science are, strictly speaking, false. If this long string of purportedly false theories is to constitute progress with respect to the goal of truth then it must be at least possible for one false theory to be closer to the truth than others.”

I’m like, really really smart and stuff.

Hey Egyptians

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 03:53:54 -0600

Hey Egyptians

Kids with cancer should make wishes for abstract things like world peace or the Packers winning the Super Bowl, then Make-a-Wish Foundation would HAVE to make those things happen!

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:48:04 -0600

Message

Is it bad that the death of Four Loko made me sadder than the death of my grandma?

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:38:06 -0600

In the end, all of us will go to hell. Except Justin Bieber.

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:37:50 -0600

The more commercials I see that I recognize on "Funniest Commercials of the Year," the more I feel like a loser.

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 23:21:00 -0600

Just made this…

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:43:58 -0600

Just made this…

Photo

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:30:03 -0600

Areola Borealis

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:38:19 -0500

Areola Borealis

I liked Ryan Adams better when he was on drugs.

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 01:44:17 -0500

"I was drunk from the age of 2 to the age of 8."

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:13:23 -0500

“I was drunk from the age of 2 to the age of 8.”

Breast Cancer: The Official Cancer Of The NFL

Sun, 03 Oct 2010 17:53:14 -0500

Please Help

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 01:52:31 -0500

Please Help

"It’s like Chat Roulette, but with more dicks."

Sun, 30 May 2010 02:57:41 -0500

“It’s like Chat Roulette, but with more dicks.”

Phrase of the Day That You Should Try and Drop Into A Conversation:

Wed, 12 May 2010 15:13:43 -0500

“Dentist-turned-porn star”

Random Ramblings

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:39:13 -0500

Random Ramblings

Someone's Gotta Do It

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:05:08 -0500

Someone's Gotta Do It

I, for one, still think Tiger Woods is a virgin.

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:52:54 -0500