DEPRESSED CLOWN

"Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?"

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:40:58 -0600

“Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?”

Part One

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:26:53 -0600

Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:30:39 -0600

Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?

Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:38:28 -0600

Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?

Hating Nickelback has become so normal and commonplace that it is now cool to LIKE Nickelback.

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:31:00 -0600

This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to...

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:07:50 -0600

This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to you….racist.

mikekarnell:

“Bad Kids” by The Black Keys

Dirty Joke Of The Day (Note This Will By No Means Become A Daily Feature, In Fact There Probably Will Never Be Another One)

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:41:29 -0600

I’d still do Brittany Murphy.

Bad Girls Club Live Blog!

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:04:24 -0600

Bad Girls Club Live Blog!

Tell Me This Isn't Normal

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:16:47 -0600

Tell Me This Isn't Normal

Wait, Erin Andrews Is Still Announcing Sports? That's Too Bad, I Thought Her Grainy Naked Hotel Video Career Was Really Taking Off.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:22:45 -0600

You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:18:59 -0600

You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!

Future Article Titles

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:01:09 -0600

I Have Nothing To Prove This, But I Am 100% Sure That Merrill Hodge Beats His Kids And Wife
Hello My Only Friend, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials

Al Gore claims to have invented the internet. So when you're looking for someone to blame for child porn, viruses, and Perez Hilton, look no further than good ol' Albert.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:56:28 -0600

8673

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:41:32 -0600

8673

"Look for our ad in this Sunday’s newspaper."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:08:06 -0600

“Look for our ad in this Sunday’s newspaper.”

- Why would you LOOK for an ad? I try to avoid ads at all costs.

Last-Minute Halloween Ideas

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:51:00 -0500

Your Dad
Pleasant, Affable Hitler
Michelle Obama’s Dick

Right now, I have a Seinfeld DVD in, mostly ignoring it because I’m listening to my iPod while...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:48:54 -0500

Right now, I have a Seinfeld DVD in, mostly ignoring it because I’m listening to my iPod while surfing the web. Somewhere in a third world country, a child is shaking his fist.

"Whenever a crowd is booing me, I just imagine they’re all celebrating Halloween and pretending..."

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:39:44 -0500

“Whenever a crowd is booing me, I just imagine they’re all celebrating Halloween and pretending they are ghosts. It holds me over until Tuesday and therapy rolls around.”

I'm Thinking About Starting A New Facebook Group Called "If You Hate The New Facebook, I Hate You"

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:22:00 -0500

Because seriously, you still go to Facebook because it’s constantly changing for the better. You will get used to the “changes” and eventually will not be able to live without them. Plus, the old news feed is still there, there’s just now a live feed so you never get bored, you douchebag. I hate you.

To Answer Your Question, Facebook, No, I Do Not Wish To Use Facebook In "Français (France)"

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:55:35 -0500