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DEPRESSED CLOWNTumblr (3.0; @toxicgreen)http://depressedclown.com/Please Help<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/please-help-0">Please Help</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/652517495http://depressedclown.com/post/652517495Tue, 01 Jun 2010 01:52:31 -0500"It’s like Chat Roulette, but with more dicks."“It’s like Chat Roulette, but with more dicks.”http://depressedclown.com/post/646147735http://depressedclown.com/post/646147735Sun, 30 May 2010 02:57:41 -0500Phrase of the Day That You Should Try and Drop Into A Conversation:<p>“Dentist-turned-porn star”</p>http://depressedclown.com/post/593185466http://depressedclown.com/post/593185466Wed, 12 May 2010 15:13:43 -0500Random Ramblings<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/random-ramblings">Random Ramblings</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/559260808http://depressedclown.com/post/559260808Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:39:13 -0500Someone's Gotta Do It<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/someones-gotta-do-it">Someone's Gotta Do It</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/536634045http://depressedclown.com/post/536634045Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:05:08 -0500I, for one, still think Tiger Woods is a virgin.http://depressedclown.com/post/527704190http://depressedclown.com/post/527704190Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:52:54 -0500"Be the change you wish to see in the world."“Be the change you wish to see in the world.”<br/><br/> - <em>Hitler</em>http://depressedclown.com/post/450988675http://depressedclown.com/post/450988675Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:10:36 -0500"Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?"“Why do I feel so dirty after watching the Tim Tebow and his mommy Super Bowl ad?”http://depressedclown.com/post/378581442http://depressedclown.com/post/378581442Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:40:58 -0600Part One<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/part-one">Part One</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/342325176http://depressedclown.com/post/342325176Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:26:53 -0600Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwgjj3dMH41qz63igo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sooooooooooooo I guess Wal-Mart sells caskets. Which is weird enough. But even weirderer is the fact that someone would return one. And can you return it used?</p>http://depressedclown.com/post/341310939http://depressedclown.com/post/341310939Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:30:39 -0600Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/why-dont-mirrors-blow-my-dogs-fuckin-mind">Why Don't Mirrors Blow My Dog's Fuckin' Mind?</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/333893885http://depressedclown.com/post/333893885Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:38:28 -0600Hating Nickelback has become so normal and commonplace that it is now cool to LIKE Nickelback.http://depressedclown.com/post/331465441http://depressedclown.com/post/331465441Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:31:00 -0600This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://depressedclown.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/327376889/tumblr_kw1r2c3clD1qz93iz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is the Black Lips, not Keys. Bet they all look alike to you….racist.</p> <p><a href="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/327351611/bad-kids-by-the-black-keys" class="tumblr_blog">mikekarnell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>“Bad Kids” by The Black Keys</b></p></blockquote>http://depressedclown.com/post/327376889http://depressedclown.com/post/327376889Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:07:50 -0600Dirty Joke Of The Day (Note This Will By No Means Become A Daily Feature, In Fact There Probably Will Never Be Another One)<p>I’d still do Brittany Murphy.</p>http://depressedclown.com/post/326433020http://depressedclown.com/post/326433020Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:41:29 -0600Bad Girls Club Live Blog!<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/bad-girls-club-live-blog">Bad Girls Club Live Blog!</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/265627324http://depressedclown.com/post/265627324Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:04:24 -0600Tell Me This Isn't Normal<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/tell-me-isnt-normal">Tell Me This Isn't Normal</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/254200101http://depressedclown.com/post/254200101Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:16:47 -0600Wait, Erin Andrews Is Still Announcing Sports? That's Too Bad, I Thought Her Grainy Naked Hotel Video Career Was Really Taking Off.http://depressedclown.com/post/244141773http://depressedclown.com/post/244141773Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:22:45 -0600You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!<a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/paul-frank/you-too-can-run-wildcat-offense">You, Too, Can Run The Wildcat Offense!</a>http://depressedclown.com/post/244138439http://depressedclown.com/post/244138439Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:18:59 -0600Future Article Titles<p><ul> <li>I Have Nothing To Prove This, But I Am 100% Sure That Merrill Hodge Beats His Kids And Wife</li> <li>Hello My Only Friend, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials</li> </ul></p>http://depressedclown.com/post/240583839http://depressedclown.com/post/240583839Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:01:09 -0600Al Gore claims to have invented the internet. So when you're looking for someone to blame for child porn, viruses, and Perez Hilton, look no further than good ol' Albert.http://depressedclown.com/post/238939482http://depressedclown.com/post/238939482Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:56:28 -0600