DEPRESSED CLOWN

I got a new haircut. Hopefully it will make me funnier (if...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:05:00 -0500

I got a new haircut. Hopefully it will make me funnier (if that’s possible) (…for me to become any funnier).

"My doctor prescribed me roofies."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:03:34 -0500

“My doctor prescribed me roofies.”

"If there’s a dog Hell, little Cuggles is going there."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:00:32 -0500

“If there’s a dog Hell, little Cuggles is going there.”

"Mind over matter. Mind over matter. Think about not getting stabbed. Pretend you’re not..."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:58:54 -0500

“Mind over matter. Mind over matter. Think about not getting stabbed. Pretend you’re not getting stabbed right now.”

"I remember when Al Gore invented fire"

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:39:49 -0500

“I remember when Al Gore invented fire”

"It’s hard to see eye to eye with blind people."

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:58:00 -0500

“It’s hard to see eye to eye with blind people.”

A Racist Deaf Person:

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:15:38 -0500

“Nigga what?”

"How come all product placement in pornos is accidental?"

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:19:08 -0500

“How come all product placement in pornos is accidental?”

"He died of natural stabbing causes."

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:50:01 -0500

“He died of natural stabbing causes.”

A comedy video I wrote, directed, filmed, edited, etc. with a...

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:58:31 -0500

A comedy video I wrote, directed, filmed, edited, etc. with a few buddies. One of our best.

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend being really creepy."

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:06:04 -0500

“4 out of 5 dentists recommend being really creepy.”

"The best time to punch a baby is when it’s sleeping."

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:40:25 -0500

“The best time to punch a baby is when it’s sleeping.”

"Beauty is in the tits of the beholder."

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:21:47 -0500

“Beauty is in the tits of the beholder.”

This is my cousin Curtis on the Moment of Truth. It’s the...

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:12:00 -0500

This is my cousin Curtis on the Moment of Truth. It’s the season premiere, so there’s a long Moment of Truth recap thing at the beginning, but the whole episode is based around him after that.

Hello everyone, new stuff coming soon. I’m still writing everday and yesterday we filmed a...

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:10:40 -0500

Hello everyone, new stuff coming soon. I’m still writing everday and yesterday we filmed a skit, so a new video will be coming very soon.

Love?, Paul Frank

MY COUSIN IS ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH TONIGHT

Tue, 27 May 2008 17:44:09 -0500

MY COUSIN IS ON THE MOMENT OF TRUTH TONIGHT: EVERYONE Watch FOX Tonight, 8/7 Central - The Moment of Truth You know that show on FOX, where people are asked embarrassing questions about their personal life in front of their family and friends…

"Puberty separates the men from the boys."

Fri, 23 May 2008 16:00:37 -0500

“Puberty separates the men from the boys.”

Bill Belichick's Babysitting Service

Thu, 22 May 2008 17:35:23 -0500

Bill Belichick's Babysitting Service: Hi, I’m Bill Belichick, and I can’t remember how many Super Bowl’s I’ve been in. Not because I’m old, because I’ve been in a lot of Super Bowls, okay? You should let me take care of your children for…

"Hi, I’m Bill Belichick from Bill Belichick’s Babysitting Service. I like to think of..."

Wed, 21 May 2008 11:21:23 -0500

“Hi, I’m Bill Belichick from Bill Belichick’s Babysitting Service. I like to think of babies as footballs - they’re small, round, brown, and you can throw them without hurting your fingers too much.”

- From an article I’m working on

Here is in my opinion the best video I’ve ever made.I...

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:14:44 -0500

Here is in my opinion the best video I’ve ever made.

I wrote, directed, filmed, edited and starred in this video. Ashley Fonstad also starred in it. Enjoy.